hymnism:

flyingmintbunneh:

slenclerman:

yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha

staff:

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

sophiamcdougall:

So disappointing when I unmute a video of animals and there’s stupid music when I hoped the animals might be going eep.

facts-i-just-made-up:

This is a problem that happens to many people with much on their mind. Here is a set of things you can tell people, no matter what the occasion:

• I am not made solely of pine-wood or pine-derivative plastics.
• I have between zero and four thousand limbs, inclusive.
• I contain several liters of my people’s water.
• My name is comprised mostly of real letters (Musks may differ).
• I am unaware of the contents of soil on most exoplanets.
• My spleen is smaller than the Chicago metropolitan area.
• I am not, have never been, and may never be you.

Telling people these facts will always put them at ease and quell any concerns they have about your normality.

asthevermincrawls:

who else up garging they goyle

sunshinetomorrow:

chimpanzeedotcom:

horrorofthebeast:

kcannibalp:

reblog if this is u rn #real

itslillyillustrates:

if only neil knew what would come

everybody-loves-purdy:

Happy 19th Birthday Warrior Cats!